A cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.

So I spent Saturday polishing my grandmother’s and my mother’s silver and drinking a little wine of course. (not pictured) Oh and watching Clueless!
I really need a job. #postgradproblems

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Oh my hahah.. always. One of my previous “House Rules” was that if I was showing cleavage going out, I had to finish my drink anytime someone called me out on it.
That’s how you end up #whitegirlwasted.

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I think that the problem with most people who want what they can’t have is that once they actually get the thing they covet, they don’t want it anymore. But not this guy…..OH MY GOD I DON’T WANT HER.

— JD, Scrubs

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The two guys I text the most on my phone are “ASSHOLE” and “DO NOT TEXT EVER.” TSM.

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tyleroakley:

Today, Eden is my spirit animal.

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